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Epic F​*​*​*​ing Fail

from 9​/​11 Proof by Hologram Pants

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I'm gonna need every last bit of Ivory for my Piano Keys,
& With the final piece, we'll make a nice figurine,
Of the Elephant that went Extinct,
So Kids could grow up with the Finer things,
The 3 Ring Circus died for these shiny beads,
But don't cry, just because you'll never see those beast,
Cuz everything on this planet is basically an

Epic F****ing Fail

These tiger stripes look really nice underneath my feet,
I only like rugs that should've eaten me,
But if it had such great predatory instincts,
Then why am I wiping my feet on its hide?
It died, and I survived. That's how I know I'm right.
Because the only judge is might,
& If fuzzy butts expect to make it out alive,
They best realize their visa's been denied!

Epic F***ing Fail

Forget the trees, forget that greenery, forget those flowering bees,
Forget the air that you need to breathe,
Face the terms of the new century, where the right to burn,
Is the only right we concede,
& If the future learns of some new technology,
To save themselves from what we're all currently doing,
I'll curse their name, Cuz if I get to see,
The 2nd to last person die in front of me,
I'll know I'm Winning!!!

Epic F***ing Fail

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from 9​/​11 Proof, released January 19, 2015

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